Monday, March 13, 2006

The Weekend

Let me tell you something, there couldn't have been more Buds drank LOL!!
I think me and Tommy figured it at almost 4 cases total.

And yes, I got laid.

About damn time too! LOL! This girl has the goods, and she's all about NeverBluff. And it worked out just like I thought it would. Tommy got the ass too, but that's no surprise.

We taught them how to play no limit texas hold'em the right way. Like I always say What's right is right. And that's how it is. We had a tourney at Pete's yesterday for the March Madness selection party. Our boys didn't get in, but we can always root against Kentucky! Go UAB LOL!!

Anyway, of course I ended up winning the tourney. I got down to headsup with Keith again. I think that's the last two times now. I finished him when my pockets 33 made trips and he hit his King high flop. Sometimes you just got it, and this last weekend goes down as one of the best ever. My new girl's name is Kelly and she is HOT! We're set up for another date Thursday, and I think I'm gonna take her out for some hot wings at our local wing place, BW3 and we'll watch some tourney basketball.

So, I guess I could've came on here and talked about all the haters leaving comments. Even Duggle came back for some more. You'd think he would've learned after I smacked him down a little bit, but it doesn't surprise me that he didn't. Go get stuffed DuggleFogey, and take Donna's fat ass with you. You can hate all you want, but when it comes down to it, NeverBluff will always win. That's why they all call me NeverBluff, because I've always got the goods. I had the goods all weekend long, and it doesn't look like it's going to stop anytime soon.

If you want to keep hating, send me an email. I'll see if I can work you into my busy schedule and let you gag on my blue veiner. I've got more than plenty to go around, and I love to share LOL!!

Until then, why not read some of my tips to build to a pro player. You may actually learn something.

I hope all your pots are fat and juicy like mine! (Thank you, Kelly!)

Play Like a Champion Today.


Blogger Bloody P said...

Glad you got some action.

I guess God really does answer prayer.


9:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So you're claiming to be this devout Christian, right?? There's just one little problem that I can see...

If you were the Christian that you claim you are, you would know that sex outside marriage is kind of frowned upon by God.

As in sin.

As in big sin.

And then you have the audacity to actually go to Him in prayer to help you commit this sin??

When you die, it might be a good idea to have them bury you with a fire extinguisher.....

9:14 AM  
Blogger NeverBluff said...

Obviously you know nothing about being Christian. You ask for forgiveness and He will grant it to you.

Have you ever broke the law? That's a sin too. You've never went 56 m.p.h.? LOL! Of course you have.

This isn't a religious journal, it's a poker journal. We can ask for love and life in prayers, and if you are deserving He will take care of you.

All it takes is a little faith, and there will be a light always shining at the end of your tunnel if you give yourself to Him. I will pray for all you haters even the anonymous ones! LOL!

If you want to talk about poker we can do that, but I'd rather you not keep coming here telling me I'm not a Christian.

9:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn't saying that you're not a Christian...just suggesting that you might want to re-evaulate a couple of things.

Sure, if you ask, he'll forgive....but I don't think He meant that you should abuse that, as in having the mindset that it really doesn't matter what you do b/c all you have to do is ask forgiveness for it later and everything is cool.

Don't want to get into a religious debate with you, just thought that since you seemed to be promoting your religious views in your last few posts, you might want to know that you may be sending the wrong message to some people.

Praying to get laid is one such message.....

10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Promoting that it's okay to beat women is another such message.....

10:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope your new girl has her health insurance premiums all paid up.

11:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What kind of loser gets laid so rarely that he blogs about it?!?

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

True forgiveness requires REPENTANCE. You can't just "ask for forgiveness." You have to be sorry with all your heart for what you did and do everything in your power to not let it happen again. That is what repentance and forgiveness is all about. And you are one unrepentant asshole. You make all christians look bad when you treat forgiveness like some prize you get for putting a quarter in the gumball machine.

You make me sick.

Have fun in hell.

11:42 AM  
Blogger NeverBluff said...

Well, it would probably be a good idea if you'd read up before you made comments. I haven't hit any girls since my accident. And before that it was only twice and it probably should've been like 50 times LOL!

Pete may knock around Jess, but you would too. Believe me.

I don't do it, and if my boy ever did it I'd make sure to have a talk with him. What's right is right, and maybe you'll get yours.

Until then, I'm done with you unless you want to start talking poker, cricket, or football LOL

11:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No coincedence that Kelly is also a guy's name, is it?

Did you and Tommy both get his ass, or did Tommy get yours?

11:53 AM  
Anonymous Anti-neverbluff said...

"Pete may knock around Jess, but you would too. Believe me."

"And before that it was only twice and it probably should've been like 50 times LOL!"

Nice Christian attitude you have there....

11:57 AM  
Anonymous AcesFull said...

Getting away from the theological debate for a while....

I'm a novice poker player and enjoying reading your strategy posts.

Could you please post your thoughts on bankroll management. This is one area I struggle with and I'd like to get your view on it.

12:02 PM  
Blogger Alex Martin said...

I have read your material and posted on here before, as i believe any talk about woman beating is plain wrong. Be a man and tell your freind Pete to stop hitting his missus. Then you might start a long, hard journey to achieving something valuable. You might gain integrity and a sense of honour.
I actually think you have a good heart, but its been poisoned by the impact of some of your freinds. But you are walking on dangerous ground for your future here mate. You have a child who you are responsible for. Please be careful about the values and attitude you teach your son.

Its very apparent that you are a little too immature to know the ins and outs of being a father. But i dont doubt that you know the difference between right and wrong. Does your new girl know you have a kid?
Does your kid know you have a new girl. Will the girl take priority? Ask yourself these questions my good man.

I think a bracelet is well within your reach. You have your poker head firmly screwed on. Try to match the effort you put into trying to kill the tables into your personal life.

good luck in life

3:37 AM  

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